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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Body Candy
Body powders are nice, but the kind I'm using, well, it taste like watermelon! How awesome is that? It's Body Candy's Edible Body Powder.
The Watermelon Edible Body Powder has the consistency of powdered sugar and the lid, a lot like a spice container, has 2 sides. One is a hole for dumping the powder on and the other side is small holes for sprinkling the powder on. I prefer the sprinkles.
You can sprinkle some on whatever body part you like (externally!) and surprise your partner when they kiss and lick you or your partner can sprinkle your body with the Edible Body Powder and lick and kiss all over your irrisistible tasting skin!
The Watermelon Edible Body Powder tastes absolutely wonderful! It's so good, I've actually dumped a pile in my hand and ate it that way! It taste similar to watermelon jolly ranchers. Body Candy's Body Powders have to be the best tasting I've ever used. I'm not the only fan, my partner loves it and so do the kids. This is where it'd be a good idea to go ahead and warn you... unless you want to wake up with an empty bottle of your delicious powder, I recommend hiding it from curious kids! Lol.
My partner sprinkles the powder all over my back side and kisses and licks. It's a wonderful way to add some... flavor to the bedroom! Unlike the regular (but wonderful!) back massages, the Edible Body Powder is unique. It gives you the chance to really explore all those areas that are often left out in the bedroom.
One thing I always dread when I buy anything edible is the sticky leftovers on my skin. Nothing turns me off more.. OK there are some things that turn me off more than getting up from the bed and having my covers stuck to my butt, but that's also a major turn off. Great news! As Body Candy puts it, "no stick where you lick!" I did expect to be left sticky though, but to my surprise, my partner can sprinkle, lick, kiss away without having a sticky lover! (Me, I'm the said lover here.)
The Body Powders are so fun and tasty! Since they're easy to use, leave no residue and taste so delicious, they're the perfect edible product for regular use. No worries about having to shower immediately. Just fun!
The Edible Body Powders come in several delicious flavors. There's watermelon, cupcake, candy explosion, cherry, chocolate and cotton candy (I can't wait to get my hands on that flavor!)
I have tried the Cupcake Edible Body Powder and the Candy Explosion. My first favorite is watermelon and my second is Candy Explosion. My partner likes those the most too.
Candy Explosion is delicious, but more tart than Cupcake or Watermelon. To me, it tastes exactly like smarties or something similar. The Cupcake Edible Body Powder tastes so strangely, exactly like cake bread! It's the coolest thing ever! My partner and I both said it tastes like cake. If you love cake, this is the perfect flavor for you. I'm a watermelon fanatic though, but the cupcake is great too. It makes me hungry! Lol.
The flavors of the Edible Body Powders and the Body Sprays are outstanding and we're still shocked that none of Body Candy's products have left us sticky or with a bad aftertaste. Never used anything quite like it! It leaves no aftertaste at all. Not even a leftover sweet taste. We're very impressed with these and I definitely recommend them for couples. Just having the great taste to lick and kiss from your partner is really fun and adventerous.
Body Candy products make beautiful gifts since the packaging is fairly discrete and very tasteful. The powders come in a plastic container a lot like a spice container and there's the label with the information of the product. No nude photos, no extreme sexual text. In fact, the powders don't say anything sexual on them unless the words Edible Body Powders are something that you aren't comfortable with. This sits nicely in my basket of other sensual products and it looks nice! It hasn't drawn too much attention besides the candy-loving kid's. It's discrete enough for me to leave in my open basket on my vanity. If someone saw "Edible Body Powder" it wouldn't embarrass me. If you do prefer hiding it, you could easily put it in a drawer or cosmetics bag with no spilling or leaking. The lid stays tightly shut. The powders last for a good while unless you're grabbing them for midnight snacks! Otherwise, one container will give you many tasty times!
*To learn more about sponsored reviews see my disclosure page. My honesty pledge can be read at the top of this page. If you happen to have any questions whether about the product mentioned or other, feel free to contact me*
Friday, December 23, 2011
Dream Toys 10 function wireless bullet
Dream Toys is a company that sells adult products. Here, I have a bullet vibrator from Dream Toys. To some of you, this may resemble Evolved Novelties Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing. This is Dream Toys' version.
The Dream bullet is a gorgeous hot pink color. It's unique hour-glass like shape makes it easy to hold while the tip is pointed for pin point stimulation. The slightly soft plastic makes it easy to grip, even with slippery hands!
To be such a tiny little guy, this is punchy! It's powerful and buzzy with a variety of speeds and pulsations. The functions include 3 pulsating patterns which were really interesting and 2 steady and strong vibrations. This is one toy that I can enjoy on even the lowest speed!
The small 2 1/2" size makes this guy perfect for travel and let me just say, he does wonderfully on a road trip! Only 1 3/4" of the toy is insertable making this great for beginners or a nice tease/foreplay. Circumference is 2 1/2"and the diameter, 3/4". It is also waterproof for a fun time in the bath! There's a secure rubber O-ring to ensure that no water leaks inside the battery compartment. It stays completely dry after washing and playing in water.
While using the Dream Bullet after about 20 minutes it felt warm and stopped. I was afraid the thing died already, but after a few seconds it will turn back on and work just fine.
This takes 2 watch batteries which were also kindly included.
The five function are like I said, strong ones! After a while though, they do leave my hands and lady bits sort of numb and tingly. The vibrations are buzzy and easily felt all over. The little Dream Bullet can be used for teasing, rubbing all over the body, insertion or for clitoral stimulation which is what it's best for. When on the pulsing speeds, it's a little loud, but not incredibly. It can't be heard through a closed door with a TV running.
There is a clear squishy button located at the very bottom. To turn the bullet on and to cycle through the speeds you use the button. It's convenient, but if an emergency situation occurs and you need to shut if off suddenly, it can be a little difficult to hurry and get it off. Just be sure you aren't expecting company when using! It's not really a big deal, you only have to push the button 6 times for it to power off, but it could be heard if someone were to walk in the room where you're at.
It came in a very tasteful, plastic package with some information about the toy on it. It's phthalates free, water proof, multi function. The packaging is small and works perfect for storage, but you can simply slide this into a drawer or purse or even your pocket. Since it is hard plastic, it's safe to use all lubricants with it. I personally prefer Liquid Silk. The strong vibrations rubbing across your sweet spots against the slippery Liquid Silk make the sensations so much more intense!
My partner and I really love this little bullet! I've been keeping it in my purse for "on-the-go-play". Makes such a fun road trip vibe! It's a simple, easy to use, small and powerful little thing. I love it!
Be sure to check out the other awesome and very, very beautiful toys over at Dream Toys!
*See my disclosure page for more info on sponsored reviews. You can read my honesty pledge at the top of this page.*
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Crossing the line - what is & is not acceptable to say to someone in a serious relationship
CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE FRIENDS WHILE ONE IS IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE?
-WHAT IS AND IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP? -
The question everyone asks these days is "can a man and woman remain friends and only friends without one or the other wanting more? What do you guys think? Can they?
Once upon a time, when I was young and felt that my male friends were more important than what they really were, I would've said sure, men and women can be friends and only friends. I knew better.
As most of my precious readers know, I've been in a serious relationship for what will be 5 years this month! (Woo-hoo!)
When we first started seeing each other, I had a lot of male friends. Throughout my entire life I have never had a male friend that did not express some kind of interest in me, even if it was only sexual.
I no longer have male friends. After we started getting serious, my male friends (except for one who had expressed feelings in the past, when I was single but we moved past it and remained friends.) refused to respect me and my relationships. One male friend who I'd went to church with my entire life ended up proposing to me a couple of years ago out of the blue. He never showed much interest in me like that before. He had said I was pretty, but nothing more.
That wasn't the only male church friend I'd grown up with who did this. There was another one who was a great friend until I became serious with my current BF. Then, he started crossing the line little by little. Finally, one day when I was extremely ill and unable to leave the bed, in and out of the hospital, etc. Him and his mother who I think of as my angel for helping me through my hospital times when the only other person who was there was my BF & dad. Anyways, her son who I'd grown up with, close friends, went to church with sent me a text message that asked when I planned on leaving my current partner. He said he was tired of waiting on me and was angry! I didn't even know I had him waiting. We'd never talked about being together.
Of course the BF got the text and flipped, caused a huge fight. I ended the friendship. If he couldn't respect me anymore than that, he was no friend.
Besides that, I'm fine with no male friends. I don't want to be taken afvantage of like I used to be. I don't want to have men forcing themselves on me anymore. It got old, so I ditched them all.
Well, I usually make it clear to most men in my life that I'm in a happy MONOGAMOUS relationship and I don't put up with crossing the line and disrespecting me. It doesn't work.
The other night an old male friend started contacting me, he's got a live-in-girlfriend. Well, he crossed the line. I completely blew him off. He crossed the line again. I made myself clear.
If you have a "crush" on someone who is in a relationship (happy or not) you do not cross that line! If you feel you must express your dying love for them, then maybe do so subtly and suggest that you would like to be more than friends one day should anything happen and this person become available. Then, you leave it at that.
Almost in every situation, the person does not actually plan to leave just because you suddenly come along with an erection for them. They may eventually start giving in and telling you what you want to hear i.e. they aren't happy. But that's usually only because of the pressure being put on the person.
If you want to remain in the person's life, I suggest being their friend should be good enough at least until they are available and decide they want to start a new relationship. Do not EVER pressure a girl into leaving. It'll only make her go the opposite direction.
It's just so tacky and disrespectful to cross that line and nothing is tackier than doing it over and over. If you give her a nice compliment or just have to express your feelings, do it one time and leave it at that. If she decides to initiate anything, then let her do so on her terms only and definitely never engage in anything while she's still in the relationship whether she initiates it or not. Suggest she break it off with the other man first.
Sometimes you're just going to have to settle for friendship or nothing at all, because chances are, if she's in a happy relationship (with struggles or not) you'll end up losing her friendship all together if you continue to cross the line. Is friendship not ever good enough? It's better than being cut out of their life forever right?
Texting or calling someone who's in a relationship (especially when you are too!) more than once or twice a day is crossing the line.
Texting things like "Good morning beautiful" or "Goodnight, dream about me." IS crossing the line.
Texting things like "Send me a dirty pic." is beyond crossing the line and believe me, if the woman is anything like me, you'll regret that shit real quick.
I believe you know when you cross the line. If you have to ask if her "will your boyfriend be mad if I say..." or "Is your boyfriend around?" then it IS crossing the line.
I'm not saying you can't comliment a girl who's not single. Today, my BF and I went to a friend's really nice house and he had a few men that I've been around for years over. When I got out one of the men said "Who's that pretty little thang with you?" and the other said "Kendra, you're hair looks nice today." Which one do you think made me feel good? The hair comment!
When he told me my hair looked nice it made my day! As for the married bastard that said "who's that pretty little thang?" I didn't gain jack crap from that compliment. The hair comment was sweet and meaningful. Not that saying a girl is pretty is wrong, but there's a tasteful way to do it. Now, if it's a dirty comment that involves the word sexy, I think it can come off as rude to say to someone in a relationship.
The reason I posted about this is because of recent happenings. It just makes me so angry that men just don't get it. I don't know why they have to cross that line. I'd really like to keep them as friends, but they make it impossible. There's no way I'm going to text someone who's texted me constantly for 3 days and questioning where I've been & why I was there so late when he has a girlfriend and I have a partner of my own. I mean, if you're unhappy in your relationship, I'm always glad to give help and I did that already, but I'm not willing to give myself. It took everything I had today not to say "Well, maybe your relationship would be interesting and fun if you weren't so busy texting me while your girlfriend sits home waitnig on you to just look in her direction."
So far, the only male friends I have are the ones that are friends with both me and my partner and a couple of them are really amazing people. Just please people, do not keep crossing the line!
When you cross the line once and she doesn't respond, take the hint. Don't make her cuss you out just to get you to stop.
Does any of my lovelies out there agree? Do you think there is a line that should not be crossed, at least no more than twice?
-WHAT IS AND IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP? -
The question everyone asks these days is "can a man and woman remain friends and only friends without one or the other wanting more? What do you guys think? Can they?
Once upon a time, when I was young and felt that my male friends were more important than what they really were, I would've said sure, men and women can be friends and only friends. I knew better.
As most of my precious readers know, I've been in a serious relationship for what will be 5 years this month! (Woo-hoo!)
When we first started seeing each other, I had a lot of male friends. Throughout my entire life I have never had a male friend that did not express some kind of interest in me, even if it was only sexual.
I no longer have male friends. After we started getting serious, my male friends (except for one who had expressed feelings in the past, when I was single but we moved past it and remained friends.) refused to respect me and my relationships. One male friend who I'd went to church with my entire life ended up proposing to me a couple of years ago out of the blue. He never showed much interest in me like that before. He had said I was pretty, but nothing more.
That wasn't the only male church friend I'd grown up with who did this. There was another one who was a great friend until I became serious with my current BF. Then, he started crossing the line little by little. Finally, one day when I was extremely ill and unable to leave the bed, in and out of the hospital, etc. Him and his mother who I think of as my angel for helping me through my hospital times when the only other person who was there was my BF & dad. Anyways, her son who I'd grown up with, close friends, went to church with sent me a text message that asked when I planned on leaving my current partner. He said he was tired of waiting on me and was angry! I didn't even know I had him waiting. We'd never talked about being together.
Of course the BF got the text and flipped, caused a huge fight. I ended the friendship. If he couldn't respect me anymore than that, he was no friend.
Besides that, I'm fine with no male friends. I don't want to be taken afvantage of like I used to be. I don't want to have men forcing themselves on me anymore. It got old, so I ditched them all.
Well, I usually make it clear to most men in my life that I'm in a happy MONOGAMOUS relationship and I don't put up with crossing the line and disrespecting me. It doesn't work.
The other night an old male friend started contacting me, he's got a live-in-girlfriend. Well, he crossed the line. I completely blew him off. He crossed the line again. I made myself clear.
If you have a "crush" on someone who is in a relationship (happy or not) you do not cross that line! If you feel you must express your dying love for them, then maybe do so subtly and suggest that you would like to be more than friends one day should anything happen and this person become available. Then, you leave it at that.
Almost in every situation, the person does not actually plan to leave just because you suddenly come along with an erection for them. They may eventually start giving in and telling you what you want to hear i.e. they aren't happy. But that's usually only because of the pressure being put on the person.
If you want to remain in the person's life, I suggest being their friend should be good enough at least until they are available and decide they want to start a new relationship. Do not EVER pressure a girl into leaving. It'll only make her go the opposite direction.
It's just so tacky and disrespectful to cross that line and nothing is tackier than doing it over and over. If you give her a nice compliment or just have to express your feelings, do it one time and leave it at that. If she decides to initiate anything, then let her do so on her terms only and definitely never engage in anything while she's still in the relationship whether she initiates it or not. Suggest she break it off with the other man first.
Sometimes you're just going to have to settle for friendship or nothing at all, because chances are, if she's in a happy relationship (with struggles or not) you'll end up losing her friendship all together if you continue to cross the line. Is friendship not ever good enough? It's better than being cut out of their life forever right?
Texting or calling someone who's in a relationship (especially when you are too!) more than once or twice a day is crossing the line.
Texting things like "Good morning beautiful" or "Goodnight, dream about me." IS crossing the line.
Texting things like "Send me a dirty pic." is beyond crossing the line and believe me, if the woman is anything like me, you'll regret that shit real quick.
I believe you know when you cross the line. If you have to ask if her "will your boyfriend be mad if I say..." or "Is your boyfriend around?" then it IS crossing the line.
I'm not saying you can't comliment a girl who's not single. Today, my BF and I went to a friend's really nice house and he had a few men that I've been around for years over. When I got out one of the men said "Who's that pretty little thang with you?" and the other said "Kendra, you're hair looks nice today." Which one do you think made me feel good? The hair comment!
When he told me my hair looked nice it made my day! As for the married bastard that said "who's that pretty little thang?" I didn't gain jack crap from that compliment. The hair comment was sweet and meaningful. Not that saying a girl is pretty is wrong, but there's a tasteful way to do it. Now, if it's a dirty comment that involves the word sexy, I think it can come off as rude to say to someone in a relationship.
The reason I posted about this is because of recent happenings. It just makes me so angry that men just don't get it. I don't know why they have to cross that line. I'd really like to keep them as friends, but they make it impossible. There's no way I'm going to text someone who's texted me constantly for 3 days and questioning where I've been & why I was there so late when he has a girlfriend and I have a partner of my own. I mean, if you're unhappy in your relationship, I'm always glad to give help and I did that already, but I'm not willing to give myself. It took everything I had today not to say "Well, maybe your relationship would be interesting and fun if you weren't so busy texting me while your girlfriend sits home waitnig on you to just look in her direction."
So far, the only male friends I have are the ones that are friends with both me and my partner and a couple of them are really amazing people. Just please people, do not keep crossing the line!
When you cross the line once and she doesn't respond, take the hint. Don't make her cuss you out just to get you to stop.
Does any of my lovelies out there agree? Do you think there is a line that should not be crossed, at least no more than twice?
Saturday, April 9, 2011
My revenge "Honestly, getting paid back by drinking my own piss was 100% totally worth it!"
My lovies,
I was very glad to get some of your own crazy stories, unfortunately most of the stories I recieved were not from my readers! :( I have one of my own for you guys....
When I was in the 8th grade, me & a couple of girlfriends spent every day during the summer at our local pool. There was one girl who I'll call "Brittany." She was horrible. I mean HORRIBLE. None of us could stand her. She was constantly saying rude things and really hateful to us all. The worst part is she would go to each of us saying something terrible about the other. Pretty much just put a damper on any friendship and any fun we would have. So negative, always. Honestly, to this day I still say she's the most toxic person I've ever been around.
She clearly couldn't stand any of us, but that didn't stop her from being around us. Nobody ever made hateful comments back to her, we just ignored her nasty comments about us. (I actually ended up in a pretty bad fight with her in high school which ended my high school years completely)
Anyways, while we were at the pool one day she was, once again pointing out every wrong thing about every one of us. Me & a friend who I'll call "Annie" were walking to Mcdonalds for something to eat. "Brittany" asked us to buy her an iced tea and bring it back. Well, we got her iced tea alright!
After me & "Annie" were finished at Mcdonalds we got her iced tea and before leaving had to take a trip to the ladies room. Thankfully, the iced tea was a super large. I went into the bathroom stall & "Annie" went in the one next to me. I dumped out every last drop of the tea & filled it half way with pee. I thought about just catching a little pee in the cup then using the toilet, but hey, the cup was already there & I had to pee bad! So, pee I did.
When I was through peeing in her cup, I passed the cup under the door & "Annie" took it from my hands. To fill the cup the rest of the way up, "Annie" peed in the cup too. Yes, we saved the ice! Haha.
I expected her to take one sip & accuse us of doing something to it & throw it away. I assumed since the cup had no tea whatsoever, only pee, that she would realize that it didn't taste like tea. She must've been real thristy because she took a sip & said "This tastes funnny." & Kept drinking! Hahaha
"Annie's" stomach was weak & the sight of her drinking our pee made her throw up so we were all 3 standing there watching her throw up while "Brittany" sucked down the iced pee saying "What is wrong with you? Are you anorexic or something!" Haha.
* How'd you like that iced pee! *
Yes, I knew from that day at only about 14 years old that we would one day get paid back for peeing in her drink. I have even said it before to the BF that I know I will get paid back. & I sure did! Remember, I peed in the drink when I was only in the 8th grade. I'm now 21 years old.
Well, sure enough last fall the BF, my mom, me & my aunt were getting ready to go out one night on an orb hunt & I was feeling so rough that day. I couldn't even focus. I just wasn't like myself & we had taken my toilet out to remodel & I had to pee in plastic cups. (Sadly, I've had to use the cup method several times! We'e had to take my toilet out for 2 weeks at a time this year!)
I had also had a cup of water in a plastic cup on my dresser. I had just finished peeing in one cup & a few minutes later was very thirsty so I grabbed one of the cups not even thinking and took a HUGE freaking sip! I usually take small sips because I get too bloated drinking fast, but for some reason I took a couple of gulps before even tasting the pee! As soon as I swallowed I knew exactly what had happened. I grabbed my throat & was gagging. I was hoping to throw up the pee. That didn't happen.
The BF thought it was beyond hilarious & I gagged every time I thought of it that night. I even made my stomach turn thinking about it. As soon as we realized that I had drank my own pee I said "Oh my! That was my fu***** pay back!" Ha ha. Even all these years later, I knew that's what happened as soon as I drank the piss.
So there ya go. That's pretty embarrassing, but at least it was MY OWN pee, right? For those of you who are wondering, it actually wasn't too bad at all. It was very tasteless. Like water but thicker. Thankfully, pee is sterile as soon as it comes out so that's comforting.
HONESTLY, EVERY BIT OF GETTING PAID BACK BY DRINKING MY OWN PISS WAS 100% TOTALLY WORTH IT!
*That is one of my only big revenge stories as I mostly believe in letting God take care of those things, but sometimes it is so hard! I have gotten revenge on crappy, hateful, Ex's but nothing too big. I will share those with you. HINT: One of my revenge on the EX involves my cooter & a penis! (Not having sex with another man for revenge. You'd actually never guess, but I'll post the story soon if you're interested!)
Another revenge on my EX's story involves me texting the Ex for months pretending to be a girl he knew. Ha Ha. & One revenge on the Ex story inolves me doing something terrible. Something most of my very precious male readers would cringe to know. Lol. It involves a tooth brush holder (like one of those travel cases for your tooth brush) and the ex boyfriend's ass! Yes, I'm telling the truth! Wanna hear them? You have to let me know! & I'd love to hear yours as well. *
Much love,
Kendra
I was very glad to get some of your own crazy stories, unfortunately most of the stories I recieved were not from my readers! :( I have one of my own for you guys....
When I was in the 8th grade, me & a couple of girlfriends spent every day during the summer at our local pool. There was one girl who I'll call "Brittany." She was horrible. I mean HORRIBLE. None of us could stand her. She was constantly saying rude things and really hateful to us all. The worst part is she would go to each of us saying something terrible about the other. Pretty much just put a damper on any friendship and any fun we would have. So negative, always. Honestly, to this day I still say she's the most toxic person I've ever been around.
She clearly couldn't stand any of us, but that didn't stop her from being around us. Nobody ever made hateful comments back to her, we just ignored her nasty comments about us. (I actually ended up in a pretty bad fight with her in high school which ended my high school years completely)
Anyways, while we were at the pool one day she was, once again pointing out every wrong thing about every one of us. Me & a friend who I'll call "Annie" were walking to Mcdonalds for something to eat. "Brittany" asked us to buy her an iced tea and bring it back. Well, we got her iced tea alright!
After me & "Annie" were finished at Mcdonalds we got her iced tea and before leaving had to take a trip to the ladies room. Thankfully, the iced tea was a super large. I went into the bathroom stall & "Annie" went in the one next to me. I dumped out every last drop of the tea & filled it half way with pee. I thought about just catching a little pee in the cup then using the toilet, but hey, the cup was already there & I had to pee bad! So, pee I did.
When I was through peeing in her cup, I passed the cup under the door & "Annie" took it from my hands. To fill the cup the rest of the way up, "Annie" peed in the cup too. Yes, we saved the ice! Haha.
I expected her to take one sip & accuse us of doing something to it & throw it away. I assumed since the cup had no tea whatsoever, only pee, that she would realize that it didn't taste like tea. She must've been real thristy because she took a sip & said "This tastes funnny." & Kept drinking! Hahaha
"Annie's" stomach was weak & the sight of her drinking our pee made her throw up so we were all 3 standing there watching her throw up while "Brittany" sucked down the iced pee saying "What is wrong with you? Are you anorexic or something!" Haha.
* How'd you like that iced pee! *
Yes, I knew from that day at only about 14 years old that we would one day get paid back for peeing in her drink. I have even said it before to the BF that I know I will get paid back. & I sure did! Remember, I peed in the drink when I was only in the 8th grade. I'm now 21 years old.
Well, sure enough last fall the BF, my mom, me & my aunt were getting ready to go out one night on an orb hunt & I was feeling so rough that day. I couldn't even focus. I just wasn't like myself & we had taken my toilet out to remodel & I had to pee in plastic cups. (Sadly, I've had to use the cup method several times! We'e had to take my toilet out for 2 weeks at a time this year!)
I had also had a cup of water in a plastic cup on my dresser. I had just finished peeing in one cup & a few minutes later was very thirsty so I grabbed one of the cups not even thinking and took a HUGE freaking sip! I usually take small sips because I get too bloated drinking fast, but for some reason I took a couple of gulps before even tasting the pee! As soon as I swallowed I knew exactly what had happened. I grabbed my throat & was gagging. I was hoping to throw up the pee. That didn't happen.
The BF thought it was beyond hilarious & I gagged every time I thought of it that night. I even made my stomach turn thinking about it. As soon as we realized that I had drank my own pee I said "Oh my! That was my fu***** pay back!" Ha ha. Even all these years later, I knew that's what happened as soon as I drank the piss.
So there ya go. That's pretty embarrassing, but at least it was MY OWN pee, right? For those of you who are wondering, it actually wasn't too bad at all. It was very tasteless. Like water but thicker. Thankfully, pee is sterile as soon as it comes out so that's comforting.
HONESTLY, EVERY BIT OF GETTING PAID BACK BY DRINKING MY OWN PISS WAS 100% TOTALLY WORTH IT!
*That is one of my only big revenge stories as I mostly believe in letting God take care of those things, but sometimes it is so hard! I have gotten revenge on crappy, hateful, Ex's but nothing too big. I will share those with you. HINT: One of my revenge on the EX involves my cooter & a penis! (Not having sex with another man for revenge. You'd actually never guess, but I'll post the story soon if you're interested!)
Another revenge on my EX's story involves me texting the Ex for months pretending to be a girl he knew. Ha Ha. & One revenge on the Ex story inolves me doing something terrible. Something most of my very precious male readers would cringe to know. Lol. It involves a tooth brush holder (like one of those travel cases for your tooth brush) and the ex boyfriend's ass! Yes, I'm telling the truth! Wanna hear them? You have to let me know! & I'd love to hear yours as well. *
Much love,
Kendra
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Crazy revenge story by: J-lolly. Keep your eyes to yourself or you just might regret it!
Hello lovies,
Now that we've been on the naughty side for a few weeks now, I thought we should make it just a teeny bit... naughtier! It is story time. You heard me right. Sex story time! Give me your best, most embarrassing, worst, funniest, nastiest, sweetest, meanest, etc. stories! Any stories are good stories. I want to hear them all! & just a little tip: I'll add my own ONLY if you loves add yours. If you don't want your name to show up, you can go anonymous. I will not publish them if you do not wish to have them read. I only publish the ones who give me permission.
To get it started we'll read one from J-olly.
"OK this ones mean but my boyfriend and friends would not stop talking about a girl they thinks hot so I started giving my boyfriends buds the google eyes you know, bat my eyelashes and bend over so they'll look and he would get jealous and start paying attention to me.
Well it did not work out so I found her locker in our gym and alot of girls leave their locks open so when the girl left, my friends and I got out the red lipstick and dark brown liquid foundation makeup and colored the inner part of her knickers with red lipstick (to resemble blood) and the brown foundation (to resemble poo!) and we taped her red & brown stained grandma panties onto her locker on the outside so that when we all went to change the next day all the girls would see it! Oh mi god it's so funny and we of course knew that the word would get out and the boys would know. No way my boyfriend looked at her ass again!
*My thoughts: Oh my! Wow! That's some serious revenge! I hate to admit, but I thought it was hilarious. Although, I would have stained up Mr. can't keep his eyes to himself's undies too & let all the boys see that in the locker room!
Thanks so much for sharing your story! I absolutely loved it.
Can't wait to read you other dirty little kitten's stories! I've got one of my own coming up for y'all! Also, don't be shy. Tell me what you think about the new idea here.*
Now that we've been on the naughty side for a few weeks now, I thought we should make it just a teeny bit... naughtier! It is story time. You heard me right. Sex story time! Give me your best, most embarrassing, worst, funniest, nastiest, sweetest, meanest, etc. stories! Any stories are good stories. I want to hear them all! & just a little tip: I'll add my own ONLY if you loves add yours. If you don't want your name to show up, you can go anonymous. I will not publish them if you do not wish to have them read. I only publish the ones who give me permission.
To get it started we'll read one from J-olly.
"OK this ones mean but my boyfriend and friends would not stop talking about a girl they thinks hot so I started giving my boyfriends buds the google eyes you know, bat my eyelashes and bend over so they'll look and he would get jealous and start paying attention to me.
Well it did not work out so I found her locker in our gym and alot of girls leave their locks open so when the girl left, my friends and I got out the red lipstick and dark brown liquid foundation makeup and colored the inner part of her knickers with red lipstick (to resemble blood) and the brown foundation (to resemble poo!) and we taped her red & brown stained grandma panties onto her locker on the outside so that when we all went to change the next day all the girls would see it! Oh mi god it's so funny and we of course knew that the word would get out and the boys would know. No way my boyfriend looked at her ass again!
*My thoughts: Oh my! Wow! That's some serious revenge! I hate to admit, but I thought it was hilarious. Although, I would have stained up Mr. can't keep his eyes to himself's undies too & let all the boys see that in the locker room!
Thanks so much for sharing your story! I absolutely loved it.
Can't wait to read you other dirty little kitten's stories! I've got one of my own coming up for y'all! Also, don't be shy. Tell me what you think about the new idea here.*
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
My PeArL of the day
My PeArL of the day...
And Jesus said unto them..., "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain remove hence to younder place and it shall move and nothing shall be impossible to you."
I wanted to post this as my PeArL of the day because this specific verse has great value to me at this point in my life. I am going through a really terrible time and I found this verse helpful (especially if spoken aloud and meditated on)
So, I thought I'd share with you, my inspiration. I hope this will bring you comfort too. I always like to confess the word of God. It has so much power when spoken aloud. Meditating on the word is another powerful way to overcome anything! Just try it.
And Jesus said unto them..., "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain remove hence to younder place and it shall move and nothing shall be impossible to you."
I wanted to post this as my PeArL of the day because this specific verse has great value to me at this point in my life. I am going through a really terrible time and I found this verse helpful (especially if spoken aloud and meditated on)
So, I thought I'd share with you, my inspiration. I hope this will bring you comfort too. I always like to confess the word of God. It has so much power when spoken aloud. Meditating on the word is another powerful way to overcome anything! Just try it.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
PROPOSING
I haven't really gotten deep into my personal life on this blog but, I think I'll do that right now. My boyfriend and I have been together for 4 years. We plan to get married but we've had it put off until we both finish school & such. We talk about being married everyday and just like every woman, I've had my perfect wedding planned out for years. I know every detail of what I want. But, when he actually offically asks me, I don't know where and how I want it to go. He's asked me to give him ideas on what I would consider the perfct proposal but, I just don't know. Of course I'm not going to tell him how to ask me but, it'd be nice if either of us knew what or where and how would make it super special.
I don't think Mcdonalds is a special place lol so, what are your ideas? What are your stories and what would you consider "romantic" ? Leave me YOUR advice
I haven't really gotten deep into my personal life on this blog but, I think I'll do that right now. My boyfriend and I have been together for 4 years. We plan to get married but we've had it put off until we both finish school & such. We talk about being married everyday and just like every woman, I've had my perfect wedding planned out for years. I know every detail of what I want. But, when he actually offically asks me, I don't know where and how I want it to go. He's asked me to give him ideas on what I would consider the perfct proposal but, I just don't know. Of course I'm not going to tell him how to ask me but, it'd be nice if either of us knew what or where and how would make it super special.
I don't think Mcdonalds is a special place lol so, what are your ideas? What are your stories and what would you consider "romantic" ? Leave me YOUR advice
Women - crazy, overly emotional wacko's or just simply human?
For centuries women have had this reputation of being overly-emotional-whacko's-that expect men to be mind readers. Have you ever wondered why women do these things that seem so bizarre? Well, I am here to further explain... and hopefully change your mind! If I fail then, I do apologize but, please be a little open minded.
Let me just simplify this:
Women: when men have done something that upsets us we put on our "bitch face" and refuse to speak.
Men: Eventually realize the problem isn't going away so they ask "What is wrong?" This usually results in the man being chewed out and possibly even given a black eye. Then, in most cases the female will say something along the lines of "you mean to tell me, you have no idea why I'm upset?" The male is totally confused. What do we think men are mind readers? That's probably what the man will say in these situations.
Women: We don't see it that way. We see it as he upset us. Now, he's no clue why we're upset and thinks we think he's a mind reader. We don't expect men to be mind readers, just body language readers. It's not easy to just come out and say "Look, you are pissing me off." We use body language to speak just as much as we use words to speak. So, we just think men are crazy for not noticing we're pissed.
So, really all most women want (in this particular area) is for the male to notice her upsets and to us, noticing = caring. When the male addresses the reason why she's upset, that can make a world of difference. Nobody wins! or, even better everybody wins!
You see? You address her needs, and she's happy. When she's happy, she makes YOU happy. Are you with me here?
Let me just simplify this:
Women: when men have done something that upsets us we put on our "bitch face" and refuse to speak.
Men: Eventually realize the problem isn't going away so they ask "What is wrong?" This usually results in the man being chewed out and possibly even given a black eye. Then, in most cases the female will say something along the lines of "you mean to tell me, you have no idea why I'm upset?" The male is totally confused. What do we think men are mind readers? That's probably what the man will say in these situations.
Women: We don't see it that way. We see it as he upset us. Now, he's no clue why we're upset and thinks we think he's a mind reader. We don't expect men to be mind readers, just body language readers. It's not easy to just come out and say "Look, you are pissing me off." We use body language to speak just as much as we use words to speak. So, we just think men are crazy for not noticing we're pissed.
So, really all most women want (in this particular area) is for the male to notice her upsets and to us, noticing = caring. When the male addresses the reason why she's upset, that can make a world of difference. Nobody wins! or, even better everybody wins!
You see? You address her needs, and she's happy. When she's happy, she makes YOU happy. Are you with me here?
My PeArL of the day
Saturday, October 2, 2010
THE NEVER ENDING DEBATE ON "IS IT EVER OK TO GO THROUGH YOUR PARTNER'S TEXTS?"
The debate on whether or not it's ok to read your partner's texts, emails, etc. has been an ongoing argument ever since I can remember. I'll tell you what I think about it.... Then, YOU tell ME what you think about it.... are you ready? (if you leave a comment with your thoughts, I'll publish it as a new post wth your link and name!)
MY SIDE:
I must say, this is a tough one but, I think if you have reason to believe that your partner is doing you dirty, then by all means READ THOSE TEXTS! ha, ha. Sorry, I had to say it. Nobody wants to be the fool that didn't see what was right in front of their eyes. I will admit, I am guilty of text-snooping. Not often, though. I had perfect reason to believe that an ex was cheating with his ex so I finally started calling his voicemail and listening to his messages, he didn't know, but I watched him type in his password to his voicemail! HA! We women can be sneaky. Anyways, sure enough, there was tons of vulgar texts and voicemails. He was cheating. So if I would'nt have done the text-snoop, there's no telling how long I would've stayed with that ass. See, sometimes there is a good reason for text-snooping.
After I ended things with the ass, I got together with my current boyfriend (of 4 yrs now) and in the beginning, I was scared that it would happen again. So I went through this huge process of getting my current boyfriend's password to his phone, and you bet your sweet ass I snooped that thing! I called every number I seen. And.... He was actually innocent! I was so happy. I did tell him that I snooped though. I wanted to keep it 100% honest. He wasn't mad, he understood that I had been screwed over before and I was just being careful.
Now, we are still together and happy as can be! So, the point is, I believe a couple should have trust and snoopin' should'nt be taken too far. If you have trust issues, resolve them together. If the trust issues are because the person you're with has done something to betray you or jepordize your trust then, just DUMP EM'
YOUR TURN.....
MY SIDE:
I must say, this is a tough one but, I think if you have reason to believe that your partner is doing you dirty, then by all means READ THOSE TEXTS! ha, ha. Sorry, I had to say it. Nobody wants to be the fool that didn't see what was right in front of their eyes. I will admit, I am guilty of text-snooping. Not often, though. I had perfect reason to believe that an ex was cheating with his ex so I finally started calling his voicemail and listening to his messages, he didn't know, but I watched him type in his password to his voicemail! HA! We women can be sneaky. Anyways, sure enough, there was tons of vulgar texts and voicemails. He was cheating. So if I would'nt have done the text-snoop, there's no telling how long I would've stayed with that ass. See, sometimes there is a good reason for text-snooping.
After I ended things with the ass, I got together with my current boyfriend (of 4 yrs now) and in the beginning, I was scared that it would happen again. So I went through this huge process of getting my current boyfriend's password to his phone, and you bet your sweet ass I snooped that thing! I called every number I seen. And.... He was actually innocent! I was so happy. I did tell him that I snooped though. I wanted to keep it 100% honest. He wasn't mad, he understood that I had been screwed over before and I was just being careful.
Now, we are still together and happy as can be! So, the point is, I believe a couple should have trust and snoopin' should'nt be taken too far. If you have trust issues, resolve them together. If the trust issues are because the person you're with has done something to betray you or jepordize your trust then, just DUMP EM'
YOUR TURN.....
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