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Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Smell like DKNY'S Delicious for only a tiny price!

                                               DKNY DELICIOUS                                            

   Have any of my pretty little readers heard of Designer Imposters fragrances from Fragrance Rebel? I have! And I'm gonna tell you all about their perfumes.

  First I must say, it was shock at first smell! I'd wondered if Frangrance Rebel's perfumes really smelled anything like the designer perfumes. I blame my skepticism on the dollar store perfume! I've smelled the knock-offs before and there's only one way to describe them and it goes a little something like this: Freaking EW! I don't want to smell like a 200 year old grandma took a dip in a pool of alcohol. So of course I did not expect the perfumes from Frangrance Rebel to smell anything like the designer brands.

  I'm extremely snobby when it comes to perfume. I get migraines easily, but love to smell pretty so I'm picky. It's hard to find perfume that I like enough to wear. To be honest, I only use a few perfumes even though I've wasted money and tried millions. I've always stuck with the same exact perfume for years now. I love many of the designer perfumes like DKNY's Delicious. There are only a few I like enough to wear & DKNY has had my nose since I first smelled it. I would never pay the nearly $60 for it though. That's where Fragrance Label comes to be my hero! (Fragrance Rebel to. the. rescue.)

  I cannot believe how the perfumes smell exactly like the designer! Let's say I'm blindfolded & someone puts both perfumes (designer & the Fragrance Label Designer Imposter) to my nose and asks me to tell which is which. I wouldn't be able to. I think I shall test it. I'll carry my Fragrance Rebel perfumes with me & test them side by side! I don't think there will be any difference.

  Fragrance Rebel has tons of Designer Imposter perfumes that smell exactly like the designer brands! Finally a good perfume that smells just the same only you don't have to pay an arm & leg plus your first born child! I may be a cheapie, but more than $20 for perfume is outrageous to me. I'd never waste $60-100 on perfume, never! Now, I can have my favorite designer scents for only 3.99. This ain't your regular dollar store knock-off. I promise.

  Fragrance Rebel has a perfume that smells absolutely identical to DKNY's Delicious. It's called "Head Turner." I give Fragrance Rebel hardcore kudos for these! You can easily search their site to find what you're looking for in seconds. If you're looking for a specific perfume, say you're looking for Delicious by DKNY. They've already done the work for you since the bottle says "If you like DKNY Delicious you'll love our Head Turner". How easy is that!

  I'm just ecstatic about these body sprays. I can't believe how dead on they are. It's really unbelievable. I've never smelled a knock-off that smelled remotely close to the designer brand it claims to smell like. I've actually never smelled a knock-off that didn't make me gag or send me searching for the BC powders while clenching my temples.

  A lot of the knock-off scents have a cheap or strong alcohol smell. Fragrance Rebel's body sprays do not have even the slightest cheap-y scent or alcohol scent. If you aren't sure exactly how they will smell, take a whiff of your designer perfume and there you go. It's no different.

  I love all of them, especially the Head Turner and the one that smells exactly like Juicy Couture, it's called Yeah Baby.

  Like I said, Fragrance Rebel's body sprays are very inexpensive. They're 3.99! It's so worth it. Instead of having to take a small chunk from your entire life's savings, you can simply collect the change from the depths of your enormous hand bag & have your exact perfume. I'll be reviewing each of the perfumes I have from Fragrance Rebel, but I will go ahead and say, my twin sister is a die hard Ed Hardy perfume wear-er & she was over visiting today & she actually said good-bye to her monthly $70 perfume! She'd just ran out of her Ed Hardy perfume & that girl can go through it quick! She was sniffin' my Fragrance Rebel collection & fell in love with the Ink'd. The dollar store has a knock off similar to this, but does not even compare. Like I said, she's even more of a perfume snob than I am. That's something she don't screw around with. That girl would rather not eat for a week than to go without her Ed Hardy perfume & today when she smelled Ink'd she said it smells just like her Ed Hardy. She snagged mine & gave me a list of the perfumes she's ordering from Frangrance Rebel! She's hounded me to death over that stuff.

  I hope you guys will be back to see my next reviews on the Fragrance Rebel body sprays. You certaily don't wanna miss these. Also, do check them out & let me know what you think!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Crazy revenge story by: J-lolly. Keep your eyes to yourself or you just might regret it!

 Hello lovies,

  Now that we've been on the naughty side for a few weeks now, I thought we should make it just a teeny bit... naughtier! It is story time. You heard me right. Sex story time! Give me your best, most embarrassing, worst, funniest, nastiest, sweetest, meanest, etc. stories!  Any stories are good stories. I want to hear them all! & just a little tip: I'll add my own ONLY if you loves add yours. If you don't want your name to show up, you can go anonymous. I will not publish them if you do not wish to have them read. I only publish the ones who give me permission.

  To get it started we'll read one from J-olly.

"OK this ones mean but my boyfriend and friends would not stop talking about a girl they thinks hot so I started giving my boyfriends buds the google eyes you know, bat my eyelashes and bend over so they'll look and he would get jealous and start paying attention to me.

  Well it did not work out so I found her locker in our gym and alot of girls leave their locks open so when the girl left, my friends and I got out the red lipstick and dark brown liquid foundation makeup and colored the inner part of her knickers with red lipstick (to resemble blood) and the brown foundation (to resemble poo!) and we taped her red & brown stained grandma panties onto her locker on the outside so that when we all went to change the next day all the girls would see it! Oh mi god it's so funny and we of course knew that the word would get out and the boys would know. No way my boyfriend looked at her ass again!

 *My thoughts: Oh my! Wow! That's some serious revenge! I hate to admit, but I thought it was hilarious. Although, I would have stained up Mr. can't keep his eyes to himself's undies too & let all the boys see that in the locker room!

  Thanks so much for sharing your story! I absolutely loved it.

  Can't wait to read you other dirty little kitten's stories! I've got one of my own coming up for y'all! Also, don't be shy. Tell me what you think about the new idea here.*

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Pheremone perfume that attracts men and plumped, juicy lips

Hello there my sexy little kittens. I've got a PeArL of the day for you that everyone will love!

  For the first lovely little pearl. I have 'Luscious Lips' from Luv Essentials 

Lovely tube!
  I applied the luscious lips clear lip gloss & immediately experienced the plumping sensation, which I thought was a nice subtle little tingle that lets you know it's working. It plumped those babies right up!

  I should add that I have used EVERY drugstore brand lip plumper including hard candy's. I've also use most others as well such as vicorias secret's plumping gloss & I'll say, the Luv Essentials lip plumper was mind blowingly amazing! I was seriously beside myself over this.

  In the past I used the other brands & Luv Essentials totally blew those out of the water even victoria's secret! The BF even noticed! He said "Whoa your lips are huge!" Ha ha. I also had my mother try it (we both have thin lips) and she took the beautiful tube of lip gloss in her powder room to apply. When she came out it was like BAM! Ha ha. I still get excited thinking about it.

  I just loved this lip plumper. I've been talking about it continuously for 2 days now. Unlike every plumper I've ever used, this vanilla with a hint of mint scented gloss does not leave that awful taste in my mouth & it doesn't hurt. Yes, I've actually used a lip plumper that hurt! It was called something injection & my lips felt like 100 needles had been inserted all over them. It didn't plump them, but swelled them like bee stings.

  I love that it's goes on clear & goes perfectly over any lip stick or stain. It certainly gets 100% in my book! I also couldn't help but fall in love with the tube it came in. It's beautiful!

  It kept my lips plumped and beautiful for hours although I couldn't get enough of it so I kept re-applying ever couple of hours. It doesn't burn or sting your mouth & isn't irritating when it gets inside your mouth. I could go on & on about this one, but I'll stop here.

 You can find the luscious lips lip plumper at: http://www.luvessentials.com/

                        PHEREMONES SILK PERFUME

  For those of you who aren't aware of the pheremones products, they're supposed to "attract men." I used the Silk perfume from http://www.luvessentials.com/ as well as a few others that I'll talk about later. I normally cannot handle perfumes at all. I'm overly picky because I've only met a handful of perfumes, scents, colognes that did not bring on my migraines. I hate it because it often means I can't smell nice.

  After rubbing a tiny dot of this Silk perfume on my wrist (afraid that it'd make my already migraine worse) I let it stay there an hour & had no worse of a migraine than I'd already had to begin with. So I decided since it smelled so amazing I'd go ahead and roll on more on both wrists & my neck after taking a BC powder to test the migraine. Great news, my migraine stayed gone! The perfume wasn't irritating at all. I couldn't get enough of it either.

                                      MAX ATTRACTION
  The cute blue dropper bottle full of pheremones is perfect for attracting some men! Max attraction is not very scented as far as I could tell, but you can use a perfume with it without having a ton of different scents. It's not really scented so you can use one of their other perfumes for smelling nice & this one for maximum men! Just use the dropper to apply a few drops to your wrists, neck, behind the ears. Purrfect!

                            SCENT OF EROS FOR WOMEN
  This perfume was my favorite! & keep in mind, I'm very picky with perfume. I only wear one kind of perfume, until now that is. I love this scent, it's so hott. It's just the perfect strength of scent. It's truly a beautiful scent. Kind of sweet with a very small hint of mint. I can't even find the words to describe it.

 

                              THE SCENT OF PHEREMONES
  I can't exactly describe the scent, but it sure was nice. Not too strong, but just enough to leave a subtle whiff when you walk by. I loved all of the products I tried. They are some of my favorite scents, and by the way I only have 2 favorite scents so that's pretty good! The BF also loved the way I smelled after using it!

                       ATTRACTING THE MEN (I think it works!)
  As for attracting the male sex, I can't say for sure what happened, but I did recieve a little extra attention than I normally do. I did get by with a little something lastnight that I'm convinced it was the perfume!

   You see, I had a birthday last month & my license expired & of course I've yet to renew them. I went into the liqour store & when we got to the counter the lady said she couldn't sale to me becuase my license were expired. I asked her why since I've been in there before & I truly didn't know why it mattered and she explained that it could be a fake ID.

   Then a guy I'd say in his 30's came over & asked to see my ID. He said "This is clearly not fake. Don't be harrassing these people all they wanna do is get their buzz on, let em' go ahead!" Ha ha. It was hilarious. So I told the BF on the way out that it had to be the perfume!

  I wore it today too, but I wasn't around many men. lol I saw my hairstylist for a trim & had to pick up a few things at Sally's & Wal-Mart. I did have a guy I went to school with hanging around & chatting though... (It's the perfume, I'm telling you!)

                               MY MOTHER'S RESULTS
  That's not all. My mother wore it to work too & she always has weird-o stalkers as it is, but apparently the perfume might have upped the dosage of weird-o stalkers! She had a man trying to sneak pictures of her! He's asked before to take her picture & she said no. He came back in yesterday and asked again when she said no he begged! Ha Ha!

 I also think it attracted my cats too! Fuzz decided she was going to rub her head all over my wrist & she's been angry with me for a month now! So, I'll keep using these & let you know more about the pheremone perfume. I'll test it out tomorrow. I only wore it for a few days so far so I'll have better results when I go out tomorrow. . . . Watch out men, here I come! (The BF might just end up having to pull the men off me! Ha. Ha. Kidding.)

 I can say that from what I've experienced so far, I'm sure this is an effective pheremone product. I can't wait to report back with what happens next! I'll also let you know about the other pheremone perfumes as I use them.

 Overall, I'd rate these products all a heft 10/10 by far! I really loved them. They're so fun & sexy at the same time! I was certainly over the top about them all.
  *I hope yall check out the pheremone products they have to offer & do let me know if you do, or if you have. Feel free to recommend which ones you liked. *


 

Monday, December 6, 2010

FACEBOOK BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - JUST ANOTHER ATTENTION GETTER

FACEBOOK BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - JUST ANOTHER



ATTENTION GETTER.



I'm sure everyone remembers when the female Facebook users were posting the color of their underwear on their statuses and claimed that it was to raise breast cancer awareness. But the messages that was forwarded to millions of ladies, also encouraged women to post their underwear colors as their statuses to "make men wonder." My question is, what did that do for breast cancer? Did it donate money to help the cause? Did it really make people more aware of breast cancer, or did it just make them more aware of what type of bra you had on?

There was the underwear, then the sex positions and relationship status that was something like "post vodka if you're single, beer if your not..."

Now, there's a totally new idea happening. The women are suppose to post their favorite cartoon character as their picture to raise breast cancer awareness. Is that really raising the awareness? Why is it that millions of us will participate in those actions, but if you post "sign this petition to raise breast cancer awareness, or to stop violence, bullying, etc." People refuse to take action?

Why don't we start posting ideas that will actually help the cause we  care about, instead? Posting meaningless words & pictures does not change a thing. I find it hard to believe that people were posting their underwear type for anything more than attention.

If you truly want to take action and make a difference in the things that you care about, there are sites that allow you to sign and create petitions to stop or help your cause. For instance, mycare2.com is a  site that allows you to do just that, and your voice is heard. But so many people are disinterested in that, but are quick to post their personals on a site that won't make a real difference.

Why not post ideas on how to make a real difference as your status every once in a while?

Needless to say, I refused to participate in any of these activities. If it doesn't really help the cause, why use it as an excuse for attention?! Kinda agitates me.

Anyways, thank you my loves for reading! I'd like to see your thoughts? Did anybody else realize this when seeing the whole FB thing, or was it just me?

Much love, very much to yall!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Weird cooter product #2 Dye.

AND FOR THE NEXT WEIRD COOTER PRODUCT:


VAGINA DYE - (Since when did normal vaginas become such a horrible thing?)

There's pubic hair dye of all colors but I guess there's no sense in painting your vagina blue if your pubic hair isn't already green.

Is it not bad enough that we paint our nails, put on make up, and dye our hair?
Then we look in a women's magazine that tells us we've done it wrong, the new nail polish of the season is NOT red, it's green! Oh no! Now it's back to the manicurist again.

 That's not bad enough but now we need to dye our cooters too! All I gotta say is, ladies, we better be saving & finding time for all this. If not, who's to say our men will even want us anymore? Well, I just checked and my cooter is apparently not up to society's standards. Oh no! Whatever will I do? From the research I've done, it's obviously a bad thing if you don't do this. And you would be "risking your sex life with your man."

Guess what ladies? We have a man's opinion this time! It's my wonderful boyfriend's. I've already sworn him in. He swears to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help him God.

I gave him the scoop on these products & asked him what he thought.

Here's what he had to say:

"Dye your cooter?! What?! Why?"

Yep, you heard me.


"No! That's the most ridiculous crap I've heard. You don't need to color, it and do all those crazy things. That would just take away the whole fun of it. What man would want their wives to really do that? I don't. It's stupid and I like to have you how you are. No other way. Ok?"

That's what the boyfriend had to say.

Then he says "Uhh, you aren't going to DO that to yourself are you?"

Hahaha! He was getting worried there for a minute. He thought I

had planned to do it! I had to clear that up for him.

"No honey, I will not dye my crotch."
 
*Men, You didn't think us ladies would exclude you guys now did ya? I'm sure all of us would love to hear your opinions on these products. Would you want your partner to use any of these?*

Sunday, October 31, 2010

My "experience" Continued...

                                      *MY "EXPERIENCE" CONTINUED...*
                                          (This is only the second part for now)



 5 years ago, my closest friend and I made plans to spend the weekend at her house and invite our high school boyfriends over. She picked me up that night but we didn't go to her house. Instead, she took me to a party which was all men. All 8-10 years older than us. I knew none of them. When we pulled up I wouldn't go in because I didn't know anyone and that wasn't our plan. She promised she wouldn't leave me by myself so I agreed to go in.

 Shortly after that, I was drugged with rohypnol (date rape drug) by a man who was 26. I was 15. He was huge. Weight: 245 lbs. Height: about 5'9 Ok, that's huge to me, I'm 97 lbs. and only 5'1.

 I knew something was seriously wrong with me. I was violently sick and could feel myself kind of fading out. You know? Like I was going into a coma, honestly, that's what I thought. A while later, I was sure I was dying. It was like I was paralyzed, completely unable to move any part of my body, barely able to speak, unaware of where I was or how I got there. I'm only able to recall parts of that night (with a long and painful process I was able to recall parts of the night, with help & time) The last thing I was able to recall, after going inside, was being in his car. Locked in his car and him threatening me. I begged to get out but it wasn't happening. I said I was going to puke so, he got out, came to my door, picked me up and held me at his chest then, dropped me on the ground. I could actually feel my ribs crushing.

 There, I laid, unable to move. The only thing I could do was puke and beg him to call and ambulance or at the least my mother. I remember saying "If you won't let me call my moma and say I love her then, leave me here to die." I knew I was dying. I had no option but to lay on the ground and pray. And I did!

 I know a lot of time passed between that moment and me coming back to, to find myself in a bed but, I'm still unsure how long I was unconscious. The next thing I was able to remember was returning to consciousness enough to feel excruciating pain and know what was going on. He was on top of me, all 245 pounds digging into my ribs. I was too weak to tighten my stomach. As soon as I realized what he was doing with me I managed to scream, using my every strength I yelled for my "friend."

 She came. She stood right in the door way. And watched. Watched him biting my chest, stomach, bottom lip, and other parts of me with his teeth. He had bitten me over 11 times. Each one bled and bruised. My shirt, skirt, and underwear were ruined, stained with blood. The inside of my shirt had thick pieces of MY skin & blood stuck to it.

 I still remember every piece of clothing I had on. I even remember the underwear. I had my current boyfriend burn all of the things I was wearing. I still have scars on my chest and stomach from those bites. When I realized my "friend" wasn't coming to help, but to watch. I knew I had to muster up some strength to fight alone. I did but didn't get far. I was only able to squirm. That was the longest moment of my life and by far the worst.

 When HE was done, he left the room. I tried moving myself but couldn't move. After trying and trying I stood from the bed. With the help of the walls, I stumbled out and made it to the front door. He was standing there, in nothing but his underwear. He threatened my life, my familie's lives, and gave me a detailed description of our where abouts and what he'd do if I told. He let me leave but only if my "friend" drove me straight home. I wasn't allowed to leave alone. She drove me home.

 I couldn't even walk myself to my front door. Thankfully, a guy that I was really close with at the time was on the porch waiting for me & he helped me inside. My neck & chest was showing & had blood, bruises & some black shi* all over me. He freaked and asked 100 questions. I cried. Then I told him everything.

 After that I knew something was really wrong with my ribs because of the excruciating pain so before burning my clothing and showering I had to have "that shi*" done. Come to find out, my ribs were severely bruised, a few other injuries and of course the open wounds from the bites. Then, I was free to go home & stay in bed until the injuries healed. I wasn't able to take a breath with out shrieking for 3 whole days. I slept every bit of those 3 days away except for waking up to shower, use the bathroom, and take meds. I couldn't even smoke a cigarrette for 3 days because of the pain. I was still really high from the rohypnol until the 4th day.

 This past August, the 15th to be exact made it 5 years since it happened. I talked to my "friend" that day. Which was only 2 months ago. She contacted me on Facebook. I guess she felt guilty & needed to relieve her guilt. No apology though. I said little, that was it.

 Anyways, he's free now. He's free to roam the streets and live only 10 min. away from me and free to hurt more women. When it was all over with & I went to the authorities, I found out that he had done the same thing to at least 2 other women.

 For the past 5 years, I have lived in fear of him. I have seen him 6 times out in public. Every time, I've had a panic attack. The very 1st time I seen him out, I was with my current boyfriend & he confronted him. Actually he beat the hell out of him. Needless to say that rapist didn't fight back. After all, a rapist like that only wants to fight a woman that's much weaker than him. He would never fight a real man.

 After seeing him on the road next to mine one day while I was in my car, I freaked and have only drove alone in my car 3 times since. I have never spoken to my "friend" who after speaking with authorities and going through the whole process, I found that she was not a friend at all. She was an accomplice. An accomplice to MY being raped. She set me up.

      *There's more. Yes, more of this story. I will post the next part this week*

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Women - crazy, overly emotional wacko's or just simply human?

 For centuries women have had this reputation of being overly-emotional-whacko's-that expect men to be mind readers. Have you ever wondered why women do these things that seem so bizarre? Well, I am here to further explain... and hopefully change your mind! If I fail then, I do apologize but, please be a little open minded.

 Let me just simplify this:

Women: when men have done something that upsets us we put on our "bitch face" and refuse to speak.

Men: Eventually realize the problem isn't going away so they ask "What is wrong?" This usually results in the man being chewed out and possibly even given a black eye. Then, in most cases the female will say something along the lines of "you mean to tell me, you have no idea why I'm upset?" The male is totally confused. What do we think men are mind readers? That's probably what the man will say in these situations.

Women: We don't see it that way. We see it as he upset us. Now, he's no clue why we're upset and thinks we think he's a mind reader. We don't expect men to be mind readers, just body language readers. It's not easy to just come out and say "Look, you are pissing me off." We use body language to speak just as much as we use words to speak. So, we just think men are crazy for not noticing we're pissed.

 So, really all most women want (in this particular area) is for the male to notice her upsets and to us, noticing = caring. When the male addresses the reason why she's upset, that can make a world of difference. Nobody wins! or, even better everybody wins!

You see? You address her needs, and she's happy. When she's happy, she makes YOU happy. Are you with me here?