Weird cooter product #2 Dye.

AND FOR THE NEXT WEIRD COOTER PRODUCT:


VAGINA DYE - (Since when did normal vaginas become such a horrible thing?)

There's pubic hair dye of all colors but I guess there's no sense in painting your vagina blue if your pubic hair isn't already green.

Is it not bad enough that we paint our nails, put on make up, and dye our hair?
Then we look in a women's magazine that tells us we've done it wrong, the new nail polish of the season is NOT red, it's green! Oh no! Now it's back to the manicurist again.

 That's not bad enough but now we need to dye our cooters too! All I gotta say is, ladies, we better be saving & finding time for all this. If not, who's to say our men will even want us anymore? Well, I just checked and my cooter is apparently not up to society's standards. Oh no! Whatever will I do? From the research I've done, it's obviously a bad thing if you don't do this. And you would be "risking your sex life with your man."

Guess what ladies? We have a man's opinion this time! It's my wonderful boyfriend's. I've already sworn him in. He swears to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help him God.

I gave him the scoop on these products & asked him what he thought.

Here's what he had to say:

"Dye your cooter?! What?! Why?"

Yep, you heard me.


"No! That's the most ridiculous crap I've heard. You don't need to color, it and do all those crazy things. That would just take away the whole fun of it. What man would want their wives to really do that? I don't. It's stupid and I like to have you how you are. No other way. Ok?"

That's what the boyfriend had to say.

Then he says "Uhh, you aren't going to DO that to yourself are you?"

Hahaha! He was getting worried there for a minute. He thought I

had planned to do it! I had to clear that up for him.

"No honey, I will not dye my crotch."
 
*Men, You didn't think us ladies would exclude you guys now did ya? I'm sure all of us would love to hear your opinions on these products. Would you want your partner to use any of these?*