ROAD KILL TEES - If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you just suck!

                                       ~ ROAD KILL TEES ~

Sorry for the bad hair day in this one! Lol

    Road Kill Tees is just wonderful! They have hilarious tee shirts & of course my favorite, the offensive ones too! I'm actually wearing the "If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck" tank  (in pink and black) right now!

  I love this shirt, it works with everything! It sure was noticed too. Lol I went in the gas station for smokes & the guy who works there is so funny, every night I go in there & he's never ceased to amaze me or send me out laughing so hard I cry. Lol When I walked in he was staring to read my shirt & all of a sudden started cackling! I mean this guy was laughing so hard I thought he was gonna bust a gut. Lol

  He said "That is sweeet!" I won't be surprised if I go in there tomorrow night & he's wearing the same shirt, in pink. Ha Ha.

  Anyways, Road Kill Tees has a very awesome selection to choose from and like I always say, funny or offensive tees always make the best gifts! You can make someone smile and possibly even embarrass them at the same time with a good Road Kill tee. I love em!  They're also listed on my post "the best funny & offensive t-shirt sites" I have a couple of their shirt's photos listed on that post as well, just to show you some of the ones I thought were great.

  They're comfortable, not the kind of shirt you have to worry about trying on as they fit perfectly. No worries with sizing either. If you order a small, it will be a small not an XL. I had to mention that part because most t-shirt sizes are made so large that you can't be sure that your size will actually come in your correct size. Like I said, no worries with Road Kill. The sizes are not made extremely off. I really like that because while baggy tees are comfortable & are my favorite thing to sleep in, I prefer them to not look like a dress on me & that way I can wear them out too.

  They have so many shirts that I just love. I'm really falling for the Osama tees. Oh my, you guys have to check those out!  Another one I like says "I've got your back." & it's 2 stick people and one stick person is holding the other stick person's stick back! Ha Ha. I thought that one was cute & funny.


  Then there's the one that says "I shaved my balls for this?" Bahaha! I think that one is just freakin' hilarious. I would so wear it! (Who's to say I don't have balls anyways?)

  There's one that says "Don't be sexist, bitches hate that." That's pretty funny too. Another super funny one says "I don't need sex, the government fuc*s me every day." Too funny!

  & the one that really made me laugh out loud! "Are there too many illegal aliens in the United States?" Then it has the results which say "YES: 22%
NO: 17% & NO COMPRENDE:  61%" Oh my! I'm sorry, but that's laugh out loud funny!

  Ok, ok, I'll stop now & you loves can go see them for yourselves: Road Kill Tees

 

Funny, offensive tees (my favorite mix!)

My little lovies, I have a thing for funny and sometimes a little offensive things, espeically when I can wear my thoughts! So, I thought I'd put together a good, reliable list of some of the best Funny/offensive T-shirts and where to get em.' I hope you think there as funny as I do. Also, I'll be doing a few reviews on the funny t-shirts that I got from these same companies. I have yet to get them just yet, but I'll be sure to post the T-shirts when I do! Here's my favorite list:

1. Konformity Klothing : Oooh, I love their style! Not the funnies or most offensive, but certainly some of the most unique! Here are some that are sooo on my list...

2. Wicky Tees

3. Road Kill T-shirts  Which I sadly do not have pictures of my favorite tees from Road Kill, but man I love so many of them! One of my fav's says "Mission Accomplished 5/01/2011" with a picture of bin laden! Love it! Another cute one says "I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar!"

  "I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants." is another one of the funny tees.


4. Brutal Clothing : At Brutal Clothing, you can shop and find one-of-a-kind shirts as well as vote for 1 out of 2 designs for tees each month! How cool! I believe you can contact them about submitting your designs for tees as well, but I'm really unsure because I'm not a designer. I'm sure they'd be happy to accept any ideas though. :) Very kind people!

I think most of them are just hilarious! These few sites will always be the ones I go to for our funny tees and I've just discovered what a perfect gift they make! They're amazing prices too!



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