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Showing posts with label offensive shirts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label offensive shirts. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Club Sandwiches NOT seals - Five Finger Tees!

No, I'm not rubbing my boob! I was actually pointing at the shirt and well, it looks like I'm fondling my boob. lol
My Pearl Of The Day is one very beautiful Pearl! It just so happens to be a Pearl from a lovely place called Five Finger Tees. Here you are...


   This T-shirt as you can see, says "Club Sandwiches Not Seals." and has a picture of a sandwich on it. Ha Ha. This specific tee is sort of dear to my heart since several years ago I joined the campaign to help fight against the slaughter of seals. (Do check it out, JOIN!) Anyways, I fell in love with this t-shirt when I saw it because those poor, precious seals have had a long, extremely horrific time in this slaughter B.S. It just infuriates me. Perfect way to spread the word and make people more aware. It's also a great conversation starter!

  Five Finger Tees have an amazing selection of Tees to choose from. While they do offer great animal tees, they're not all like the one I have. Most are very funny and some offensive (Love them!) Some of my favorite tees are available at Five Finger Tees. They're just too damn hard to resist!

  I absolutely loved the way it fit. It was very comfortable and lightweight unlike most of the suffocatingly thick tees you can normally get, these are comfortable enough to wear in 90 degree weather... I did! I didn't have a heat stroke! Lol. I was so very glad with how well it fit and looked. I hate when I get a really cool t-shirt only to see that the small is actually an ankle-length dress on me. Lol. I liked the fit so much and will certainly be wearing the T as often as I can. (clothes don't have to be washed everyday! lol)

  They have some of the cutest T-shirts! One of my fav's says "Stud" & then it has a pic of a muffin Lol. Too cute!

I also love the one that says "Reading is sexy." By the way, it is!

Be sure to check out Five Finger Tees! You'll love em! & like I always say, funny tees are always the best gifts!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

ROAD KILL TEES - If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you just suck!

                                       ~ ROAD KILL TEES ~

Sorry for the bad hair day in this one! Lol
    Road Kill Tees is just wonderful! They have hilarious tee shirts & of course my favorite, the offensive ones too! I'm actually wearing the "If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck" tank  (in pink and black) right now!

  I love this shirt, it works with everything! It sure was noticed too. Lol I went in the gas station for smokes & the guy who works there is so funny, every night I go in there & he's never ceased to amaze me or send me out laughing so hard I cry. Lol When I walked in he was staring to read my shirt & all of a sudden started cackling! I mean this guy was laughing so hard I thought he was gonna bust a gut. Lol

  He said "That is sweeet!" I won't be surprised if I go in there tomorrow night & he's wearing the same shirt, in pink. Ha Ha.

  Anyways, Road Kill Tees has a very awesome selection to choose from and like I always say, funny or offensive tees always make the best gifts! You can make someone smile and possibly even embarrass them at the same time with a good Road Kill tee. I love em!  They're also listed on my post "the best funny & offensive t-shirt sites" I have a couple of their shirt's photos listed on that post as well, just to show you some of the ones I thought were great.

  They're comfortable, not the kind of shirt you have to worry about trying on as they fit perfectly. No worries with sizing either. If you order a small, it will be a small not an XL. I had to mention that part because most t-shirt sizes are made so large that you can't be sure that your size will actually come in your correct size. Like I said, no worries with Road Kill. The sizes are not made extremely off. I really like that because while baggy tees are comfortable & are my favorite thing to sleep in, I prefer them to not look like a dress on me & that way I can wear them out too.

  They have so many shirts that I just love. I'm really falling for the Osama tees. Oh my, you guys have to check those out!  Another one I like says "I've got your back." & it's 2 stick people and one stick person is holding the other stick person's stick back! Ha Ha. I thought that one was cute & funny.


  Then there's the one that says "I shaved my balls for this?" Bahaha! I think that one is just freakin' hilarious. I would so wear it! (Who's to say I don't have balls anyways?)

  There's one that says "Don't be sexist, bitches hate that." That's pretty funny too. Another super funny one says "I don't need sex, the government fuc*s me every day." Too funny!

  & the one that really made me laugh out loud! "Are there too many illegal aliens in the United States?" Then it has the results which say "YES: 22%
NO: 17% & NO COMPRENDE:  61%" Oh my! I'm sorry, but that's laugh out loud funny!

  Ok, ok, I'll stop now & you loves can go see them for yourselves: Road Kill Tees

 

Sunday, May 29, 2011

WICKY TEES

                             WICKY TEES!                           

   You guessed it! The cute smiley t-shirt did come from the lovely Wicky Tees! How cute is that t-shirt?


   Yellow is usually not my color, but this is just too cute! It's actually very, very bright but doesn't show the color well in the photo. It looks even better in person or should that be in t-shirt?

  Wicky Tees has some very unique and adorable t-shirts. I love them! I like the crazy smiley shirt with the x eye, that's too cute.

  All of their tees look great and are very comfortable! You can throw them on with regular jeans and still look cute. I also like that they're a little bit baggy so that way you can wear them on the bloated days without it showing.

   Wicky Tees have some awesome graphic shirts too! They have humorous tees, offensive tees (love them!) and even t-shirts that light up! How cool! Right now they are having a great sale on the graphics & humor tees.

  They're prices are great especially considering how nice the shirts are. They always have great deals too. You can join them on facebook for a chance to win a free t-shirt too! It's definitely worth it & even if you don't win, you'll be able to stay updated on their news & know when they have new tees and there's always next time, right?

  If you like funny shirts, offensive shirts, etc. Wicky Tees have a lot to choose from & you'll more than likely find at least one or two that you just have to have! I do anyways.

  The t-shirts make the best gifts! I'm working on finding one for a father's day gift right now, but just can't choose which one is best! They're fun and will certainly put a smile on any dads (or other loved ones) face... well, unless you happen to be a female & get your dad the shirt that has an egg & a chicken F-ing. Lol That might not go over too well. Ha Ha. I have to admit though, I did consider getting that one for my dad! I'd love to see his face turn red when opening it! Their Tees certainly are good for striking a conversation! Lol

  CHECK EM' OUT! They're also on my post of 'best funny t-shirt sites" check it out. 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Funny, offensive tees (my favorite mix!)

My little lovies, I have a thing for funny and sometimes a little offensive things, espeically when I can wear my thoughts! So, I thought I'd put together a good, reliable list of some of the best Funny/offensive T-shirts and where to get em.' I hope you think there as funny as I do. Also, I'll be doing a few reviews on the funny t-shirts that I got from these same companies. I have yet to get them just yet, but I'll be sure to post the T-shirts when I do! Here's my favorite list:

1. Konformity Klothing : Oooh, I love their style! Not the funnies or most offensive, but certainly some of the most unique! Here are some that are sooo on my list...


2. Wicky Tees

3. Road Kill T-shirts  Which I sadly do not have pictures of my favorite tees from Road Kill, but man I love so many of them! One of my fav's says "Mission Accomplished 5/01/2011" with a picture of bin laden! Love it! Another cute one says "I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar!"

  "I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants." is another one of the funny tees.


4. Brutal Clothing : At Brutal Clothing, you can shop and find one-of-a-kind shirts as well as vote for 1 out of 2 designs for tees each month! How cool! I believe you can contact them about submitting your designs for tees as well, but I'm really unsure because I'm not a designer. I'm sure they'd be happy to accept any ideas though. :) Very kind people!

I think most of them are just hilarious! These few sites will always be the ones I go to for our funny tees and I've just discovered what a perfect gift they make! They're amazing prices too!



4. My God Designs