It burns, it burns, it burns, burns, burns!

 After laying in the tanning bed tonight, I got burned! I never, ever burn! Those must've been some awesome bulbs because my booty is on fire, fire, fire!

 So, my being burned can come of some help to you... I think.
That's because I know how to take the pain away. (Call me Dr. pain-away!)

For burns of the tanning bed & sunburn kinds:
Get naked, rub milk all over the burn. Or if you have a lovely special someone who would be willing to do it for you... take advantage of it next time you're burnt! If not, take a bath in warm water with 2 cups of milk. (You can add as much as you please.)

For other burns such as flat iron burns, stove burns, cigarrette burns, etc.
Smear a lot of tooth paste all over the burn and leave it on as long as possible. This could be messy but you don't have to leave it on but a few min. It really takes the burn out of the burn! I'm pretty sure you have to use actual tooth paste as I don't know how well the gel tooth paste would work.

And that my friends, is how to take the pain away by: Dr. Pain-away! Or you can just call me Kendra, whatever works. lol