CrackHeads 2 What did I just do?!

    

According to Caffeine Fiend.com, it would take 10.41 of these Crackheads 2  candies to kill me! Only minutes before reading that--about 5 minutes to be exact--I consumed 4 of these simply because they tasted so good! I couldn't help it. Earlier, about 3-4 hours ago, I ate two Crackheads candies. Yikes! I'm cutting it close, huh? No more for me. I don't know how accurate the Caffeine Fiend results were, but I ain't tryin' to do myself in! I don't think I'll be eating anymore tonight though since it's after 1 AM! I had a chocolate/coffee craving, OK?

I've never shown signs of being sensitive to caffeine so I should make it through this review. However, if you are sensitive to caffeine, DO NOT even look at a box of Crackheads, please. You see, there's Crackheads candy and Crackheads candy 2. I have been eating the 2. The difference in a box of Crackheads 1 and 2 is 400 milligrams of caffeine, which could probably have something to do with my typing 3 of each letter right now! Spell check will come in handy for once.

So, are these Crack Heads actually effective?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Now picture me, hair sticking up, jumping straight up and down. Ha Ha. I only wish I was kidding. I don't know what I was thinking! I was thinking 'these are so good, one more ain't gonna hurt me!' 

Energy products affect different people in different ways. For me, a 93 pound, 5'2" girl, they're super duper effective. Just to give you an idea of how effective-- well, I started snacking while writing a response letter to my lovely prisoner pen-pal Lillie and half way through, ended up online writing this and editing a student's work at the same time! 

To be honest, I didn't exactly think these little Crackheads 2 were going to turn me into a fast-typin' geekin' Crackhead! I thought I'd be slightly energetic. Folks, did I tell you, it is 1 AM here and I slept for 6 hours last night. Six hours isn't hardly enough for this girl. I need at least nine. Thankfully, Chemical Evolution was to the rescue, shipping Crackheads quickly and safely right to my door.

Previous to my introduction to the Crackhead world--about 6 hours ago--I was tired, falling asleep in the car on the way home. No, I was not driving. WOULD YOU GET OFF MY CASE! Ha. Ha. I'm kidding, promise. These innocent looking candies won't make you that crazy, but even the most addicted coffee lover will be amped. So, what I was saying was I was tired earlier and now I am the furthest thing from it. I think I contain more caffeiene than what's left in my box of Crackheads right now!

All crazyness aside, Crackheads 2 candy is great. It's a cute box full of 600 fierce milligrams of caffeine. 

I read the Crackheads 2 box... after I ate em'! You didn't know I was such a rebel did ya? According to that box, it would take 6 cups of coffee to equal the amount of caffeine per box of CrackHeads! It would take 7.5 energy drinks to equal this bad boy's caffeiene content. And finally, it'd take 11 whopping colas to equal the amount of caffeine per box of Crackheads. What's that Mellow Yellow? Feelin' slightly  insecure?

TASTE

 "Crackheads2 is gourmet 60% cocoa dark chocolate covered espresso bean with a crunchy candy shell with a big caffeine boost added! Gourmet meets functional."

Like I said earlier, Crackheads candies have an outstandingly rich, "gourmet" taste. Yes, the box labels them "gourmet," and that it certainly is. I'm thinkin' about slipping Fuzz one right now. Kidding! Fuzz is my red cat, I've introduced her before. She's grooming her little head on the stool beside me now. 

So, I won't go turning Fuzz into a CrackHead, but I'm sure she'd be just as pleased with the rich, dark chocolate taste on top of a crunchy fresh roasted coffee bean. Guys, I've had coffee beans covered in chocolate before and I did not like em'. I don't know why because I love coffee and love chocolate. Maybe it was just the brand of chocolate coffee bean I ate? Anyways, CrackHeads are covered in smooth dark chocolate. I hate dark chocolate. I'm surprised I love the taste of these so much, but they're hard to stop eating! 

Think peanut M&M's. They have that crunchy coating and then a thick layer of chocolate over a stupid peanut. That's why they do it. The peanut isn't good or special. Cover it in chocolate and crunchy stuff and bam! You made a stupid ol' peanut taste good. That's pretty much how the outer shell and layer of chocolate tastes right before you get to that crunchy coffee bean. Only difference is, the coffee bean actually tastes fantastic. Peanuts do not. Cashews do. 

The coffee bean isn't strong so if you're not a fan of the coffee taste, it may not be a big deal to you. OK, the coffee bean is kinda strong. Ha Ha. I lied! It doesn't taste bitter like taking a sip of strong coffee. 

Coffee haters, I can't say how you'd love these, but if you're OK with a coffee flavor, this may be something you'll like. Coffee lovers, no doubt. You'll love em'. 

My CrackHeads came from the fabulous Chemical Evolution. Talk about an outstanding collection of energy products and a really fun energy while shopping the site. If that even makes sense? Not to mention the really great prices--I checked and haven't been able to find these priced as low as what Chemical Evolution offers!

DO check out Chemical Evolution! Then let me know what your favorite kind of energy is. In the meantime, keep on the lookout for my other Chemical Evolution reviews!