Hair turn on? Or turn off?

And for today's tip of the day:
1. If you have a hairy butt please shave! this goes for men & women. thanks.
2. NEVER, ever wear any type of garment that resembles this. It will not get you laid. thanks again.

Ok, hair is really one of the biggest turn-offs ever. Maybe back in the 60's (or whatever) it was considered sexy but c'mon these days hairy is not hott & certainly not very hygienic being that hair tends to harbor bacteria especially in sweaty/tight space areas. I can't imagine the smell down there! haha. Please people no hair!

Oh, and before I forget, never wear tight whities on a date! in fact let's do away with them for good. Not sexy!

And ladies, theres always enough time to run a razor over your pits. Seriously it only takes 3 seconds. If you have to, keep a razor in your bag at all times! Ya never know who's gonna sneak a peek!

And dear, sweet Jesus! I dont have the slightest clue as to what this is but OMG! is all I have to say here. & well Im really curious as to what the hell this is?!